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Farewell my Comrades (Political)
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180 days ago we embarked on an incredible journey together my comrades; one that will not be forgotten for e-sim's eternity.

It started with an idea, a theory, that by using the ancient Roman strategy of divide et impera - divide and conquer - it would be possible to wipe every country of a temporary server. Contrary to popular belief, it took a lot more than a few visas to accomplish what we did. I'll break it down.

Day 1
Our entire crew signed on the ref links of myself, Comrade Nr 1 and a couple others. We used the starting ref gold capital to buy up most countries' CC and product markets for mass profits. We made thousands this way. This allowed us to buy the necessary companies to snowball our economy. We actually barely used visas at all. This is why Russia wasn't in the top 10 in damage until after day 10.

Early Game
Staying under the radar was our strategy. We portrayed ourselves as a mid-range country that wanted to mind its own business. We conquered only dead countries the first week and stayed out of alliances. This allowed us to build a record fast fleet of hundreds of NPCs all controlled by our economical specialist SichiRonoa .

Our entry into the global scene had to be done very carefully. If we seemed to be a threat, our world wipe dream would be over before it even started. When we heard that Romania and Croatia were planning a dual attack on us for control of Poland, we prepared our stocks and we let them hit us first. Our wonderful propaganda expert Comrade 26 portrayed us as an underdog fighting against an overwhelming alliance. But the truth is, we were never the underdog.



Mid Game
Our dedication was unprecedented and nobody could quite keep up for more than a few days before collapsing. It wasn't long before we had swept through most of the Balkan regions. We were at crossroads. Balkans were still rebelling daily, and the rest of the world looked on to see what our next move would be. We had to prevent the world from uniting against us at all costs..

At this stage in the game, we still did not have enough stocks, medkits or fighters to take on everyone at once. Only crafty political gameplay would prevent us from collapsing. We disconnected Algeria from the rest of Vendetta, recruited Turkey to our corner to prevent a flank attack. This left an easy war against Namibia who now stood alone. We waited for them to strike first to maintain our image as the underdog victim (which was comical to us, but still quite real to a big number of ethnica citizens outside our realm of influence).

This allowed us to sweep across the rest of Europe uncontested. What they called a world war, we called a victory lap.



Mexico
Oh Mexico. When we began our quest for world domination, I never imagined we would develop an alliance and friendship with another country as real as this. I remember Ciia and his band of Mexicans would help Russia every single night, week after week consistently without ever asking us to return the favour. They appreciated our vision, and we appreciated their love. What first started as a love story between Ciia and I in primera 5 years ago, blossomed into a marriage of nations and a lifelong bond between Mexicans and Russians.

End Game
We analyzed every country we conquered always trying to discover their main motivations in ethnica. Many countries that consisted of small communities only cared about harvesting gold and building up their accounts to have strong server merges at Day 180. We capitalized on these situations and offered win-win deals with these nations where they would give us their regions, and we would give them supplies and allow them free control of their NPCs. Conquering the world was never going to be solely due to raw military power. Politics and economics were indispensable to mission success.


Acknowledgements

Warning: There's an overload of cringe and corniness in here.

Comrade Dav - you greasy britbong, i hope you recover from the hospital quickly so you're in tiptop shape to get blasted when I come to London in May. ❤
Comrade 0 - hope you take a break from your elementary school visits to see me in Stockholm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Comrade 26 - i reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wanted to throw some mean memes in here but i resisted the urge. you're the most genuine guy i've met in all of e-sim, don't ever change.
Comrade Nr 1 - rly happy I was able to meet you. this is not the end but only the beginning o7
Comrade - just like old times buddy, except this time around you were significantly less drunk than years ago
uRMAJESTY Adorable Yellow Goblin - not gonna lie dude, i didnt accept you into Russia because of your credentials or skills, i accepted you because of your name haha xd
Comrade Belmond0 , Comrade 13 , Miullah - Perfect clutchers. Never complaining about the supps they got, and always optimizing the best results with them. I'd take on any army with you guys.
Zalgiris - nothing much to say here u c**t
Comrade 007 - You were the very first player laiska introduced me to from your squad and you made me feel so welcome. (probably organ stealing strategy 101)
cvarak - thx for banning and fining all our enemies kappa
SichiRonoa - Gonna get a bit real here. Your personal growth as a person from the start of the server to now is unreal. You grew into one of the most capable leaders I've had the pleasure of playing with in my entire esim life. Couldn't have done it without you pal.
Comrade 7 - Cold beer, sunset, lake, mosquitoes. ❤
El Cid Campeador - probably the person who gave me the best advice on political power plays throughout the server. one of the brightest minds in the game for sure.
Comrade 18 - hargreaves was a better footballer than messi
Glorious Owend Dad - it's pretty much impossible to make this game any better because it's so trash-tier, but you somehow make it more bearable each day.
RandomCoolName2 - good thing your esimming isnt as bad as your memes. kappa
Comrade Bender - so pleased to have seen you develop from a fighter to a leader. you rly stepped up and carried Russia on your shoulders on many nights.
Comrade 55 - habs sux
Comrade43 - it rly bothers me that you didn't put a space between Comrade and 43, hope to keep playing with you for a long time pal.
Comrade Pitka - I think I saw you make 3 jokes all server long. Glad you were there to yell at overkillers every day haha
Comrade 47 - I cherish the late nights where very few were on and you kept me awake with your stories
Comrade 69 - always a pleasure and an honour playing with you o7
Comrade 1337 - One of the best clutchers I've ever seen. So good you end up missing so many clutches from being so precise. So I guess you're the worst clutcher? hah
Kaiser - glad i met you dude, try to hit on the right side tho :p
bryan19 - why are you so scared of a poker rematch??
Comrade 8 - worst slave ever
Comrade 6 - best slave ever
Comrade Moo - you are probably one of the closest people i've ever seen to being the complete player. you can make 100$ out of 1$, make a battle 8-7 out of 0-7, and you can invite rivers of salty enemy tears crying about visas. the esim trio!
Comrade 2 - As I'm writing this article, I'm probably ignoring you on whatsapp. sucks to be you.
Comrade Shia - You're smarter and kinder than anyone I ever knew at your age. You'll go far. Don't forget me when you make it fam
Comrade Freddy - rly glad you made it all the way to day 180 without being kidnapped or something irl. gj dude
Comrade Inger - The most unexpected and best surprise of ethnica for me was meeting you and becoming your friend.
HectorRickNO - :v
SpyYoshiRv - i'll never forgive you for voting against Russia in your referendum. if you had been to the ocean, this wouldnt have happened. :v
Proza - im surprised such a cool person came from such a horrible country kappa ❤
Ciia - I hope I don't have to wait another 5 years before seeing you again
Rosen - The only enemy leader that knew what he was doing in a sea of Balkan incompetence. Respect o7
Breter - I enjoyed our conversations and look forward to many more pal.
Comrade UnderTrack - Loved watching you grow from an eager learner to a confident coordinator. o7
Escobar , SOLDIER OF ERDOGAN - server winner in honour of thailand o7



Farewell comrades.
я никогда тебя не забуду.


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