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81.81 % | Nice drama once again you posted, huehuehue. |
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13.63 % | Chile being a good model as always /s |
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4.54 % | THATS NOT CHILE FAULT AND IM GONNA DEFFEND THAT *triggered* |
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There is no baseless accusation against staff in this article and/or any vulgar/inappropriate photos. Thus, this article shall and should not, be deleted nor edited without the writer's consent.
Additional foot notes :
1. This should be written yesterday, but im too lazy and it's finals week now so w/e.
2. Also supposed to be written in a more sarcastic way, but the person(s)/parody(ies) i accused this time was probably too ignorant to realised that.
3. This week article will be the last one where i will be using this banner, it will be a different one next week!
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How to make NAP; Chile version!
SO it all started when i look upon the battle tabs, wondering myself if i should either help Japan, go grab some BH medals, or just grab a vodka and strikes in Russian's battlefield.
And then i see this crap.
(Again my fellow readers, this article was supposed to be written yesterday, but im lazy so. . . .)
"O look, cheap bh in indo side. . . . wait, what?!"
They cant do that?! i mean, theres a NAP about it, right?!
But then,
LOL NOPE, said the devil bubbles
STEP 1 : Delete your NAP(s) when the opponent starts to get weak, also, make sure your side(s) was the one who posted it
STEP 2 : Hope that no one took a snapshot of it, so you would acquitted of any charges
Which Chile failed to comply
thankfully, i already took a snapshot from the cached version a day ago, (if you tried to browse it now, it wont work anymore. but, the google search bar still shows it, though)
Okay so, if you guys noticed, theres is no fine written if this NAP was broken. i lurked around the Indonesian's IRC channel, and according to
STEP 3 : Delete any clause that could disadvantage you in the future
I must criticized a bit that putting screenshots of NAP signed was pretty weak. you might have sign something else, just to be putted on another "fake NAP" with customized clause. (in this case, it might have been snapped, and put into this NAP where there is no fine given for breaking it)
STEP 4 : Put the signatory on the article, just for aesthetic reasons
why they must put the screenshot though?
that will be step 5 honey,
STEP 5 : Disable the comments, so there shall not be any opposition and critiques regarding the flawed NAP
So. . . lemme guess the next situation on what will happen next.
1. Chile will conquer all Indonesia's colonies, and this article will be ransacked by butthurt Vendetta(s)
2. After conquering Indonesia (PH included) they will got into access with Taiwan, currently, most of Taiwan players are quitting due to the accusations of slavery (i wont say much about this, since i dont know a lot) also China godfather
Which, will resorts into
2. Taiwan and/or China would be kicked out of Vendetta, which when Chile conquer whole Indonesia Taiwan and/or China would be under occupation by Japan, and. . .
2.1 Chile would DoW Japan, granting them more territories against Russia in the future.
2.2 Chile would accept Japan back into Vendetta, which is just tragic.
Again, i point out that this was a mere speculation, but if it happens, oh well.
Just make a NAP like Chile!
That's all for now, see you in next article!
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