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En España este trío de pendejas se llaman las supernenas, pero al final resultaron mas nenas los dirigentes de Argentina, miren si no.
El CP
Es un demonio afeminado, que a veces demuestra rudeza en algunos casos (Rami) e impredeciblemente una actitud femenina en otros (Ramera Rios). Su malignidad es tan grande que nadie se atreve a nombrarlo y por ello solo se le llama “CP”. En general sus métodos de combate no son de cuerpo a cuerpo, sino que usa sus poderes psíquicos para incidir en el comportamiento de la gente y así conspirar contra todos sus compañeros de partido y comprar opositores por baratijas y cuentos chinos.
Aqui una foto real de Ramera Rios en su intimidad
El MoD
Es una criatura humanoide con pelo en todo su cuerpo y que viste como granjero, es bastante torpe y no posee ningún poder sobrenatural mas que arrojar rocas. Lleva una vida de campesino apartado de la ciudad, busca la tranquilidad, le gusta tocarse en solitario, no soporta que manoseen sus bolitas, de allí su célebre frase: “¡fuera de mi propiedad!”.
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Es una mujer travestida que intentó entrar a la casa de las chicas vestida de una buena mujer, defensora de la transparencia y el buen gobierno, pero luego se dan cuenta que es una villana que robaba las joyas del alcalde en cuanto se apoderaba de la Org. Un vil ladrón, otro más de los tantos que habitan argentina. Solo que este habla mucho y hace poco o nada
Es el villano principal, cuyo objetivo es acabar con las minas superolorosas para conquistar el mundo. Es un simio con altos conocimientos en ciencia y tecnología, usa una especie de casco en la cabeza para proteger su cerebro, el cual al estar muy desarrollado sale fuera del cráneo. Revela que antes de ser el villano superdotado, fue un simio ayudante del profesor Utonio en el laboratorio antes de la llegada de las chicas, sin embargo era demasiado revoltoso al punto de que fue él quien empujó al profesor mientras creaba la niñita perfecta, haciendo que este derramase accidentalmente la sustancia X en la fórmula; generando un impacto radioactivo en Mojo, convirtiéndose así en el villano Mojo Jojo.
Con esta brigada argentina de supervillanos planeamos acabar de una vez por todas con las chilotas supermariconas
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
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